If Poke’mon really existed..

(Source: shawnasaurus)

Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this? Student: Obviously past.

heyfunniest:

HEYFUNNIEST is the new trend. FOLLOW NOW!

(Source: jasminebanate, via cmonchelsea)

I hate it when this happens…

ms-faggot:

You’re single - no one wants you

You’re unavailable - everyone wants you 

You’re in a relationship - you want to be single 

You like someone - they dont like you back

Once they like you back - you loose feelings

Someone likes you - you dont like them back

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